plaid-monkey:

You garden is quite lovely. It would be a shame if something were to… happen to it…

plaid-monkey:

You garden is quite lovely. It would be a shame if something were to… happen to it…

(via dicklover3000)

Janet Jackson – All For You (8,498 plays)

legfruit:

gherkind:

LMAO my mum thinks im a virgin

image

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sneakrgod:

www.deadstockapp.com

sneakrgod:

www.deadstockapp.com

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highkeygay:

a relaxed evening at home

highkeygay:

a relaxed evening at home

(via herspanic)

equius:

one time i said “no hetero, no hetero” in school

and this popular athletic straight boy sittin in front of me turned around super slow and looked at me and went “no… hetero?” in the TINIEST MOST BROKEN VOICE IMAGINABLE like he looked and sounded so timid and confused and he was looking at me like his whole life has been a lie because he realized he might be sitting near a queer person

(via dicklover3000)

barackobama:

rabioheab:

i think there’s been a mistake

No it isn’t
Congratulations, you are now the President of the United States

barackobama:

rabioheab:

i think there’s been a mistake

No it isn’t

Congratulations, you are now the President of the United States

(via dicklover3000)

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awwww-cute:

My dog is so handsome

awwww-cute:

My dog is so handsome

ciggeret:

goatboots:

the australian fucking news


jesus christ

ciggeret:

goatboots:

the australian fucking news

jesus christ

(via dicklover3000)

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johnflansburgh:

shredded cheese

johnflansburgh:

shredded cheese

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pokernon:

i cant believe the entire state of arizona only costs 99 cents

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collegehumor:

Click for more: 7 Honest Restaurant Signs

(Source: College Humor)